The Almost Married Life

Wedding Adventures 1

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. What? I feel like some one just made up a stupid rhyme and people decided to say "Hey, that sounds like a pointless tradition we should incorporate in every wedding!" I, of course, know that there is some kind of meaning behind it, but seeing as I am in a car on my way to Burlesen Tx. to meet Jens grandparents and other family, I can't really use the internet to look it up. I could do it when internet access is available, but by then I won't care anymore. That's A.D.D. for you. There are a lot of "Traditions" that we are throwing out the door for our wedding, but still, Jen wants to keep a few of them. Such as the tradition of the groom putting his hands up his brides dress in front of their families and pulling an under garment out then throwing it to a group of horny bachelors. Things you can only do at weddings and strip clubs. Minus the family I guess. I am taking a passive approach to this whole thing. I think it's the right way to go, I've seen "Bridezillas" and I'm pretty sure that is every woman during her wedding planning, not just cretin ones. My favorite response to any of Jens questions concerning my opinion on the wedding is "I don't know babe, whatever you want." It seems to work so far, but I fear in the near future it will no longer get me by. I might actually have to give an opinion, then have my testicles swiftly detached from my body as she angrily tells me I'm wrong. Maybe I'm over exaggerating, but every smart man knows to love, and fear, his fiance. Anyway, I hold fast for now. If I am alive by the time this is all over, I will be a better man because of it, with plenty of scars and scratches obtained along the way. I am a warrior, I'm looking forward to it

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~Eric

Welcome

So this is my blog. Why am I writing a blog? Is anyone even going to read it? Will I update it regularly? All these questions will not be answered because it's none of your damn business assholes! Anyway, I will post about whatever is exciting at the time, maybe even some of my comics or art. Stay tuned, or don't. Just don't come crying to me when I come to your hose at log onto my blog from your computer to get more hits. Ok, maybe that didn't makes sense, but neither does this "I ain't no holla back girl". I digress....

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~Shadow